First Annual Kink + Culture Holiday Gift Guide

This time of year as every magazine is putting out gift guides, the news is flooded with Black Monday human stampedes through Best Buy, and Oprah is whipping people into an ecstatic frenzy of consumerism, I thought I'd join them and introduce my first ever gift guide. It's a growing list of nifty, sexy things from the practical to the extravagant that I think would make great gifts for the pervert in your life. Or, you know... me.